Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Surprise Anyone?

Hey folks... the shows were HUGE this time around and I'm not going to waste much time with pleasantries.

Because Synn Covered this weeks Warzone quite well in his last entry before his vacation I'm moving on!

Could Anarchy possibly have gotten any BIGGER than it was this week. By far it was one of the best to date!

The show started with a match well anticipated by fans of Aaron Kay. Making his return to the ring he would clash with the somewhat controversial character in Ironclad. Kay got the win after Ironclad seemingly in control of the match got cocky with the crowd. Two straight losses for the big man... The big... somewhat unstable man.

The crowd barely had time to take a drink from their soda after the match when the not-so-popular North Starr made his appearance known. With his stolen title wrapped around one of his crutches and his neck still in a brace he made time in his busy schedule to appear on the tron. Probably avoiding another run-in with Doc Hammer if you ask me. He did his normal mouth running about superstars this time around it being Chavo... excuse me King CHAVO and Johnny Blade. Still claiming himself the Unofficial Anarchy Champion he made a point that he wasn't the only person in Project 242 who was going to be holding onto a title.

Once again this week we were greeted by another strange golden message. This weeks stating: "The Greatest Moments In Wrestling History Shall Continue The Golden Age Of Wrestling Will Live Again" Nobody knows where this stuff is coming from and on the show speculation was that perhaps Jingles was again playing mind games with everyone involved with the XHW... Only time will tell.

The next match put Seraphim and DDT one on one. On paper this looked to be a good hard fought match. Everyone was surprised when Seraphim made such short work of DDT defeating him in under 5 minutes. Impressive start for the new Superstar.

What happened next was sure to surprise anyone. Earlier in the night Asylum hinted to Jezter that he had a thing or two he wanted to speak on during the show. Speak he did. Making himself perfectly clear he wanted nothing to do with the drama surrounding the Anarchy Title. Claiming his focus was strictly the Bronx title. Then he dropped a major bombshell, an open challenge to two of the businesses best, Diego Cortez and Kurt Angle. For a man with a win loss record it was a big challenge. I personally can't wait to see where this one goes.

Just when you think the wrestling is going to continue and the between match segments are over. You can count on Jimm Red to stomp out those hopes. He made his way to the ring with his usual cocky demeanor and "Cherish ME!" attitude. Taking it upon himself to tell the XHW fans who and how they should cheer for. After the antics and lashing out of the crowd Jimm got to straight to a point with Aston Michaels. Telling him he wouldn't escape. During this rant a man.... who claimed to be Aston came strutting out to the mans music. Although it was obviously elaborately planned... anybody calling Jimm Red a "fag"... gets a laugh from me... About time the shoe falls on someone else's foot for once.

The next match showed once again how Shark Boy is becoming a household name with the XHW. In a triple threat match against The Chance and Joseph Woods, Shark Boy once again pulled out the victory by nailing his finisher on Joseph Woods.

Next into the ring was Doc Hammer. After showing respect to Asylum for his fight last week against Hammer, Doc touched on the Anarchy Title. He claimed that if North Starr wanted a match for the title all had to do was ask. Sounds easy enough for me. After a rant Doc threw out a challenge for a triple-threat match with Blade-Starr and himself. Now that one I don't plan on missing!

As if Jingles already hasn't played with Reno Drakes head enough. We got a look into the locker room of Drake during an intermission. It seems Jingles had some fun, writing and carving cryptic messages all over the wall. Follow the White Rabbit? I don't know about you guys... but this is giving me the willys. Only Jingles could make someone afraid of something like a rabbit!

Next up in the match between Victor Mason and Taz, Taz came out on top. The match was a very impressive show by both "Submission Specialist" and it ended with a sneak Tazzplex!

Next intermission brought another rock through the glass that is our understanding. J.T Cash self proclaimed best there ever was kind of guy, and the man who made the Next Generation, dropped a huge bombshell on his fellow Next Gen. members. By bombshell I mean fist, chairs, and brass knucks. As Blkout got involved in helping level all the members.... except Hoss... who's appearance into the ring made J.T and J.B.L get the hell outta dodge. Later on in the show we learned that Blkout's involvement was strictly on a guns-for-hire basis. Wonder how much he got?

In a match I well anticipated, I never miss the chance to watch a Sheglin get tossed around the ring, we all got a surprise AGAIN. As if Anarchy hadn't dropped enough onto our laps. Danny Bean... yeah Danny BEAN got the better of Awesome Kong in a surprise victory... Although the odd's were a little one sided as Danny had help from King CHAVO who blindsided Kong with his scepter... I don't believe this is will be the end of this one.

Next match was the well anticipated Jezter vs. Tiger Komaru. Jezter has been making a name for himself with cruel antics and very brutal ring appearances. But since last week when he broke The Arnold Classic's leg... he's shown remorse for his actions and his feud with the Dragongate Assassin Tiger Komaru has said to "motivated me to change my ways." I don't know about all of that but this match went back and forth for quite sometime but Jezter was able to land "The Laughing Stock" DDT for his second week in a row. While going for the pin however the Disciples of Tiger Komaru appeared from the crowd and began to beat Jezter like he was in his daddy's woodshed! Jezter was handed the match by disqualification. We later found out through an inside source that he had to be hospitalized. Something tells me this is far.... FAR from being over.

Tiger Komaru and Rain are well known for their ring abilities. They are an envy of many up-and-comers and XHW fans. Unfortunately John Bradshaw Layfield is not one of these people. While highlights of the match were being shown we could see J.B.L. introducing his newest client Wade Harvey, at the same time bashing Tiger Komaru for being an "Immigrant Wrestler" and also referring to "The other one" which I think is Rain. I wonder where this is headed?

Johnny Blade, King CHAVO. After his involvement in the match of Danny Bean and Awesome Kong, CHAVO got a little help himself. The Sheglins returned the favor by interfering and helping CHAVO get the win over Blade.

During this intermission it was a SURPRISE attack by Kurt Angle on Taz. He viciously beat Taz with a chair then left him his locker room with the lights out. This was pure mayhem....

In what would turn out to be the final "Match" of the night the Kilafornia 2 consisting of Koby and Frankie Adams had an impressive showing beating Matthew Wellington and Caden Banks. These two are looking solid as a team and are making it known they want a shot at Excessive Force.... I think they're a bit ... well nuts.

Ones surprise after another... one jolt after another....It didn't stop during the next intermission as we were greeted by miss head honcho herself. Yes Lucy Walker decided to come onto Anarchy this week and prove that she still runs this town. Much to the dismay of many Anarchy fans, superstars, and staff.... We were introduced to our NEW ANARCHY GENERAL MANAGER, Adrien Cohen.... Who made it perfectly clear that the Bronx wasn't good enough for the show. He announced that from here on out... Los Angeles California would be Anarchy's new home. I wonder what will get shaken up next?

Main Event time.... well for everyone but Johnny Diamond. Mr. Diamond was nowhere to be found when it came time to a match with The Spaniard Diego Cortez. Cortez looked a little more than frustrated with the no show and the ref had no choice but to call the match "No Contest"

Wow I don't remember that many surprises in a single XHW Week let alone one show! Anarchy just became the show to watch in my book in the XHW!

Now on to the backstage news, here I'd like to apologize if I missed anybodies segments! I do also have promo interviews to shoot this week and I've been rather busy! But I will get to what I did catch!

Lucy Walker and Adrien Cohen show a bit more than a professional relationship. Discussing things from touching each other... to Max Turner. Starr met up with Lucy at the Stomping Grounds where he requested to see Lucy's sister... And while trying to impress Lucy ended up getting his job threatened!

Speaking of Starr he had a run in with Riley DeSantos while he was having a vending machine put into his locker room. Once again Starr got put in his place being called a nerd, and being told he didn't have a chance in hell... Quite entertaining stuff!

Riley also met up with Dakota Burrows and had a little chat. Discussing their plans and current happenings. The usual coffee and a snack conversation.

Hey before his match with Tiger Komaru Jezter was seen at a photo shoot trying to impress the one and only Ben Hampton. But to no avail...

Well folks thats all I can muster up right now in my memory banks. I'll see you guys after Warzone this week to catch you up on the news and happenings here in the XHW. Also I will be trying to hold a poll for "Promo Of The Week" Hope you all get involved.

Basically its just Mathews-matics!

M.M.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

While Synn is away... Mark will play!

Hey everyone its Mark Mathews! If your reading this well then your most likely aware that Xavier Synn will be taking his vacation soon and I will be taking over the weekly blogging of the XHW! Bear with me as Synn felt the need to only show me the basics of how to do it!


Thanks,
M.M